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I keep forgetting people I know can see my tumblr -.- yet another censored looking glass into my life :P

WALLPAPER!

WALLPAPER!

collegehumor:

Everyone Is An Asshole [Click for more]

When you woke up this morning did you think you’d be reading about rainbows of dicks. 

Today was the first day I worked the front of the store

HOLY SHIT I NEVER KNEW I WAS SUCH EYE CANDY! dude like at least 20 girls (AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST) either asked for my phone number or gave me theirs. holy shit I feel so sexy! :D

(edit:) I feel I should also include I politely declined them all. aaaand got slapped by a few friends for it xD

thedailymeme:

JFK on fapping

thedailymeme:

JFK on fapping